(to the tune of Metallica’s Enter Sandman):
(Verse 1)
Save your code, little dev
Don’t forget, my dev
Push your branch to the repo
Spin it up, safely trapped
No production scrapped
‘Til the runtime says go
(Pre-Chorus)
Run with one eye open
Checking your memory tight
(Chorus)
Exit main
Enter test
Isolate
We’re off to the coding sandbox!
(Verse 2)
Something’s wrong, build failed
Stack trace prevailed
And it isn’t detailed
Null pointers, infinite loops
Memory leak troops
And a bug that will bite, yeah
(Pre-Chorus)
Run with one eye open
Checking your memory tight
(Chorus)
Exit main
Enter test
Isolate
We’re off to the coding sandbox, yeah!
(Bridge)
Now I deploy this container to test
(Now I deploy this container to test)
Hope Docker handles the rest
(Hope Docker handles the rest)
If it crashes before it runs
(If it crashes before it runs)
Debugging is so much fun
(Debugging is so much fun)
Hush, little dev, don’t write a bad line
And never mind that syntax error fine
It’s just the bugs under your hood
In your imports, misunderstood!
(Chorus / Outro)
Exit main
Enter test
Isolate
Exit main
Enter test
Isolate
We’re off to the coding sandbox, yeah!
Off to the coding sandbox!
Isolate!
We’re off to the coding sandbox!